We are your new Headmasters and we are here to teach you a lesson. Lots of lessons, actually: social studies lessons, language arts lessons, phys ed lessons, science lessons and art lessons. If you’re lucky there may even be spelling and handwriting lessons. And we are not afraid to assign homework.

Sounds kinky doesn’t it? The headmasters will be a mind-blowing combination of science projects, studies, smart and sexy men (you can get that?!) who will demonstrate their witty writing skills and their nifty art projects. Quasi a print version of GRATEFUL GRAPEFRUIT. But bossier.

You wanna get educated too, don’t you bitch? Well then go and back Headmaster’s cause on kickstart.com and get the first issue. But that’s not all you get as their sponsor. Here are the different stages of matriculation:

EARLY DECISION ($20): This is sort of like pre-ordering a copy of Headmaster. But before it’s actually made, because that’s how much of a trendsetter you are. We will also send you a #2 pencil and a homework assignment. This will be more fun for you.

ADVANCED PLACEMENT ($40): This is sort of like pre-ordering a copy of the magazine, with the added advantage of a T-shirt made just for you (well, you and all the other people who contribute at least $40.) We will also send you a box of colored pencils and a homework assignment. This will be a whole lot of fun for you.

HONOR ROLL: For $75 you get the T-shirt, plus a copy of Headmaster, only this time your name will be included in the magazine in the vicinity of some glowing words of thanks and praise. We will also send you some additional reading materials and a homework assignment. This will be so much fun you can’t even imagine.

STUDENT OF THE MONTH: For $125 you get everything mentioned above, plus a limited-edition print of one of the photos in the magazine. Your homework assignment will be fun and fancy.

MAGNA CUM LAUDE: For $250, you’ll get everything mentioned above, plus the chance to advertise in the magazine. We’ll design an ad for you, and you can promote anything you want (your business, your website, your search for companionship, or your own general awesomeness. It’s up to you.) But wait, there’s more! As a graduation gift, we’ll also send you a disposable instant camera which we, your Headmasters, will have already filled up with fabulous photos.

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Links: headmaster, headmaster mag on kickstart

“Pride is dead” is the only English we find on the website of The Beef. The zine that balances erotics, art, design and HQ text content explains its mission as follows:

“Pride is Dead is born of contradictions, from the dissidence of the cliché perception of gay pride, and how it has been deformed into a mainstream, corporate-based shadow of what it originally was . It’s an anti-activism, but the prefix “anti” referrs to the anti-hero in contemporary fiction: to accomplish the same goals in a unorthodox way. We want no parades. We want no flags. We refuse to be labeled. We don’t want to be in the media to mislead others to follow the corporate side of homosexuality, and assume that’s the only truth.

We don’t want to convince anyone, or to radically change people’s views on the matter. We want them to participate, to get involved. We are not politicians. If our activities generate a debate, good for the people who opened their minds to a different view on things. We’re looking to share our ideas, to give space to those looking for it and those who want more, through exhibitions, conferences, publications, concerts, parties and any kind of activity that Pride is Dead supports or generates.”

It kind of sounds basically like my mission with GRATEFUL GRAPEFRUIT. So maybe at the end of the day, pride is not so dead after all.

Click here to download all 3 issues of The Beef.

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… were traveling last 2 weeks. Yes, that’s why.

… we need new glasses.

… we levitate occasionally.

… we have a green thumb.

… we know it doesn’t take just a pair of glasses to be a nerd.

… we just got that vacant look on our face.

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… we like to have it in black and white.

… we drop ‘em like it’s hot.

… we can’t have em all, but we keep on trying.

… we always dive head first.

… we kiss and tell.

… and we enjoy the silence.

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… and everywhere else.

… we try to make friends with nature.

… we are devoted readers.

… we don’t marry just for the tax reductions.

… we are anonymously gorgeous.

… and we come in pairs.

This issue was dedicated to spring, bees and all cherry blossom boys.

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How about some more?

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I am sorry, but this viral video is a must . If: you wanna date a nerd; you wanna become one yourself; you like watching hot hipster guys. The New Dork is a viral project by the guys behind the Grashopper virtual phone system for enterpreneurs – respectively the track is called Enterpreneur State Of Mind. Oh, and the “lead singer” is hot (and he knows it!)

This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”). It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks! For lyrics and credits, click the link to read the full article.

LYRICS:
Now I’m in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin’ dough like a chef servin’ killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin’ web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely

The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And I’m up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
CHORUS

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew – http://youtube.com/tgifcali

…we can’t talk about art, but can totally create it.

…we ink stupid tattoos when we’re drunk.

…living like a hobo is not our thing.

…we think cleanliness is next to godliness.

…Zach is effin hawt!

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Oh, yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal is in it as well!

Download Horchata for free: here

… we like to bookmark our favorite comics.

… we have to save the world.

… we rule the world.

…we ring the alarm.

… we can’t wait for the spring to come.

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